Isabella: People like you have been persecuting people like me for thousands of years.
Alan: Hmmm. Well, that's a bit hard to believe seeing as people like me have been historically victims and food


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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 6: "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Alan [about Isabella]: I think this woman tried to put a curse on me.
Charlie: Oh, please! Who of us haven't done that? To know you is to curse you

Jake: She was showing me her tattoos.
Alan: Lucky you. There was a time when you had to pay a quarter and go into a tent to see that. Now it's right at your breakfast table