Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, right. And what would my opening line be? "Excuse me. Blah ra-rgh la-rgh."
Rachel: Oh, come on. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh please. Could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Show Comments
Characters:
Rachel Green, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing, Ross Geller
Episode:
Friends Season 1 Episode 6: "The One with the Butt"
Show:
Friends
Related Quotes:
Rachel Green Quotes, Monica Geller Quotes, Chandler Bing Quotes, Ross Geller Quotes, Friends Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes, Friends Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Friends Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Monica: So you guys don't mind going out with someone who's going out with someone else?
Joey: I couldn't do it.
Monica: Good for you, Joey.
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.

Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.