Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
Caroline: It says to sign in.
Max: Nicole Richie?
Caroline: I don't want anyone to know I was here.
Max: Oh my God, you have a shoe rotisserie!
Caroline: I designed it. I call it my Ferris Heels.
Max: I'd judge you if that wasn't exactly what I'd call it if I had one.
This is the room that Oh-Em-Gee was designed for
Max
So my grandmother got rid of her. Not in a mob way, in a society way, which is way worse.
Caroline
Caroline: Was your childhood based on the novel Push by Sapphire?
Max: I wish
Caroline: What's the interest rate on your credit card?
Max: Dunno. My interest rate in this conversation is zero.
What was that Road Runner move you just pulled? There's still a smoke outline of your body hanging in the air out there.
Max
Caroline: Max, how could you not know that? That's the first thing my father taught me about finance.
Max: Where? At Embezzle U?
Max: Did Wile E. Coyote just come into the diner?
Caroline: No, but my ex-boyfriend did.
Max: Mip mip.
Caroline: Did you really think it's fiscally smart to be taking in strays?
Max: Good point. Move out tonight!
I loved Vicky! She had no emotions and was empty inside. My role model!
Max
Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.
Max
