Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
I don't think life likes to be grabbed by the balls
Max
I smiled, and bent over backwards giving them service all for a dollar and forty-seven cents? This makes me the lowest paid hooker in New York.
Caroline
This can't be about my drinking. I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic.
Max
Caroline: I went to Starbucks and got you a coffee and bear claw
Max: A bear claw, awesome! I'll sit anywhere you want.
But the name sucks a big one! Homemade? It sounds like home-schooled. Like we're churning out cupcakes that aren't comfortable around other people.
Max
Peaches: Max, we're using our spa voice today.
Max: Use my spa voice? Okay...I can't afford this!
Johnny: You realize my art won't be worth anything until I'm dead?
Max: Why do you think I keep inviting you here to eat week after week?
Relax, the bed will be done by the end of the day. Cause I've decided to do what cute girls have been doing for centuries. I asked a guy for help.
Caroline
Max: He was fake interviewing me with a celery stalk.
Caroline: Cause you're both grown-ups?
Call him right now! He can't come over here. Look around. I have his napkins hanging up everywhere, he'll think I'm Dexter!
Max
I know they're smart because they're the first people to order the Croque Monsieur as Croque Monsieur and not Crock Monster.
Caroline
Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.
Max
