Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
Johnny: What's Happening"?! Come on dude! You have a literature degree from NYU!
Caroline: I didn't mean to say that but when I get nervous my Rico Suave comes out
Caroline: Where did you get the idea that I only date white guys? For your information, I once had a Spaniard in Monte Carlo.
Max: Isn't that the title of an Abba song?
Trust me, you could use a little salsa in your white rice.
Max
What's that you say? I can now afford the waxed floss again?
Caroline
This used to be owned by this old Irish guy who had freckles on his penis. Sometimes he'd corner you and flash it, but then he'd always comp you with a free lotto ticket.
Max
Caroline: What's happening with you? What's your problem with pretty?
Max: Don't wave your divas live hand at me!
Caroline: I'm not saying mob money, just saying we'd have a shop too if we had mob money
Max: Sshh! Keep it down, do you want to wake up with Chestnut's head in your vagina bed?
And then I kissed his beautiful girlfriend, who's black and British. The two cool things I can never be
Max
Omg a hoarder hoarding another hoarder?? Happy birthday to me!
Max
If the cops come tomorrow, I will run like a girl.
Max
I've recently lost all my money and the promise of a bright future, and I've organized that in a file in my head labeled "Do not open until you are stronger".
Caroline
Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.
Max
