2 Broke Girls Quotes
I was not talking hot. I was apologizing. She's still angry I left home. She thinks I'm freewheeling American who takes drugs and has intercourse with dirty Kardashians.
Han
You need to stop freaking out because you're not where you thought you would be, in life or in our business. It's real life, lower your expectations.
Max
Michael: I love her, so Madeline Stowe in Revenge.
Caroline: I don't watch that.
Stephen: We love it.
Michael: It's about a young blonde woman who is taking revenge on all the people who destroyed her life.
Caroline: Yeah, too close to home.
Earl: The guys in booth 2 just asked Han if he was on the down-low, they think he's gay.
Max: That's a step up; usually people think he's a lesbian.
Caroline: Oleg, what are you doing here? And you put the "Oh No" in Komono.
Oleg: Sophie is letting me have sex with her; I came down to borrow sensual oils, preferable ones you can eat.
Caroline: You can't handle was on the other side of that door.
Max: Yesterday I saw a guy on the stoop frenching his cat, I can handle anything.
Caroline: Max watch out, you're so tired your spilling batter all over yourself.
Max: I knew it was just a matter of time until I became a battered woman.
Caroline: I got to see my father, and he saw me.
Max: And I got to see Irish. I think he might be the one that got away, or the one that got put-a-way.
I guess I am your BFF.. Broke Friend Forever.
Max
There's only one party worse than this one. The Donner party.... And they had better food.
Sophie
Sophie: Max, I know you had limited budget, but music is free.
Max: Yeah, well I'm a douche.
Caroline: Pinky swear? Wait, never mind, I don't know where your hands have been.
Oleg: I just told you where they've been.
