2 Broke Girls

2 Broke Girls Quotes (Page 7)

Season 1 Episode 7: "And the Pretty Problem"

Caroline: I know they're smart because they're the first people to order the Croque Monsieur as Croque Monsieur and not Crock Monster.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 6: "And the Disappearing Bed"

Max: Call him right now! He can't come over here. Look around. I have his napkins hanging up everywhere, he'll think I'm Dexter!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: He was fake interviewing me with a celery stalk.
Caroline: Cause you're both grown-ups?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Relax, the bed will be done by the end of the day. Cause I've decided to do what cute girls have been doing for centuries. I asked a guy for help.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Johnny: You realize my art won't be worth anything until I'm dead?
Max: Why do you think I keep inviting you here to eat week after week?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Peaches: Max, we're using our spa voice today.
Max: Use my spa voice? Okay...I can't afford this!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: But the name sucks a big one! Homemade? It sounds like home-schooled. Like we're churning out cupcakes that aren't comfortable around other people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: I went to Starbucks and got you a coffee and bear claw
Max: A bear claw, awesome! I'll sit anywhere you want.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Max: This can't be about my drinking. I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: I smiled, and bent over backwards giving them service all for a dollar and forty-seven cents? This makes me the lowest paid hooker in New York.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: I don't think life likes to be grabbed by the balls
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "And The 90's Horse Party"

Max: You realize we're gonna have to give him something. Like flash a little boob. Something.
Caroline: I feel like Han's more like an ass man.
Max: Good point cause his head's right there.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: I loved Vicky! She had no emotions and was empty inside. My role model!
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: Did you really think it's fiscally smart to be taking in strays?
Max: Good point. Move out tonight!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: Did Wile E. Coyote just come into the diner?
Caroline: No, but my ex-boyfriend did.
Max: Mip mip.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Max, how could you not know that? That's the first thing my father taught me about finance.
Max: Where? At Embezzle U?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: What was that Road Runner move you just pulled? There's still a smoke outline of your body hanging in the air out there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: What's the interest rate on your credit card?
Max: Dunno. My interest rate in this conversation is zero.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Was your childhood based on the novel Push by Sapphire?
Max: I wish
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 4: "And the Rich People Problems"

Caroline: So my grandmother got rid of her. Not in a mob way, in a society way, which is way worse.
 • Rating: Unrated

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