30 Rock

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 20: "The Moms"

Kenneth: Oh, the fiddle's in the creek and the frog's in the kitchen — I apologize ma'am that is not a song, you make me very nervous.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Verna: You must have me confused with someone else, I have never been to Chicago. [whispers] I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 19: "Argus"

Liz: I know this is a difficult time for you, but word of advice: if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house, you better hope that everyone else there are black people or sluts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paul: I'm the luckiest sh/man in the world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: [reading Tracy's letter] I will always be your ... oh no, I'm white, I can't read that word.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [on Argus] He's become listless, and he won't eat any of the food I got at the crazy rich person's pet shop.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: [on Geiss] We'd sit on his veranda talking about politics, business, how not to get paper cuts when making love on a pile of money.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Peacocks can live up to 40 years. Longer if they're not part of Mike Tyson's zoo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: I'm guessing already married cat strangler.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grizz: We really were the Sam and Diane of this place.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: [to Jenna] What's going on? Why are you being so happy and nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: We have to tell Jenna that we can't do her Kardashian sketch because Jack is bro's with Lamar Odom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: You sound like my mother being pulled on stage at a 2 Live Crew concert.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I'm not gonna let this dress win. This morning I joined-
Jack: A suicide cult.
Liz: A gym.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I just got my bridesmaid dress for Cerie's wedding. It is a Vietnamese size 2.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: [to Jack] How is your thing weirder than mine?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 18: "Khonani"

Cerie: Well it was off for awhile because my fiance was on his dad's yacht and got captured by pirates, but now, thanks to the A-Team, he's back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Khonani: And don't worry, I have a job for me at Fox ... woods.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: First of all, the secret service never gave me back my t-shirt cannon.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: Honestly, these immigrants have a tough life, no health care, and I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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