30 Rock

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 4 Episode 16: "Floyd"

Danny: There's going to be a profile of me in The New York Times as filler because of dwindling ad sales. Isn't that awesome?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: So much of my life was wasted creating hats!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Liz: The Early Show? What am I, in a hospital?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Don't drag my best friend, TV, into this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Waiter: That would explain why we have so many drunk kids here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Floyd: She's alive! Like a deer who runs and sniffs and jumps and stares. Not like the badger, with her glasses and her rules about weekday sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Floyd: How are you single, Liz? There are so many guys out there who want to be poisoned and yelled at.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: It's way too early for this. I haven't even had my first cup of wine yet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I wasn't fishing, but thanks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: My guess is that this was done by Frank, the black one, and Lutz.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: The New York Times doesn't have a reporter named Seymour Nips.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created The X-Men!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: It's like on TV. It used to be you couldn't say crap, then they let that slide and now we can say whatever we want. Douchebag. Asswipe.
Jack: Anal rot.
Liz: Exactly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: This sucks, Jack. I know that I'm a sour person and I don't like a lot of people, but I liked Floyd.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Oh, Mr. Hornberger, always saying hate when he means love.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: I'm not going to win, but it's an honor just to be nominated in the same category as Mr. Dave Coulier.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 15: "Don Geiss, America and Hope"

Wesley: I can kill bugs and open jars for you, and you can make me look less gay at work functions.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: My cousin in Atlanta is a business model. She holds up staplers in catalogs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack [about GE]: We brought good things to life. And bad things to Chinese rivers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: All these books, sir! It's like I'm back at school, learning about the dangers of book-readin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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