You could have married him mom. Laura Linney could have played you in the HBO original movie Moon Wives!

Liz

Two women. At the same time. What are you, Italian?

Colleen

I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem and I'm handling it!

Jack

Not even common law? Then how do you get a discount at a mattress store?

Verna

Wrong tree, mom.

Jenna

Yes mom, I've memorized the names of all of the women in your water aerobics class.

Jack

You know, my Johnny's single, and he gives excellent back rubs, I assure you.

Lutz's mom

Put the mimosa down, BITCH!

Will Ferrell

I walked on your face!

Buzz Aldrin
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