Avery: Well, if you must know I'm on Dodecaysil, the pill where you only get your period once a year.
Jack: Ugh, we're so close to beating that thing completely.

Jack: You do not want to miss this wedding, it's going to be New York royalty: the Astors, the Rockefellers, the Sbarros.
Avery: I know Jack. You think I don't want to know what Pizzerina Sbarro is going to be wearing?

I promise you this weekend will be filled with looking out windows while holding a glass of scotch.

Jack

[on CNBC's Mad Money] I didn't realize we were still airing that. Cramer's been dead for six months.

Jack

I'm coming alone, Cerie, but I would still like two meals.

Liz

Sexual time travel. Just like my Cinemax softcore 'Emanuelle Goes To Dinosaur Land.

Jenna

I once woke up in the National Air and Space Museum with a revolver in the waistband of my jean shorts.

Buzz Aldrin

And then where will I be? I'll be circling the globe in my coffin rocket. Something I saw on TV. It's very expensive.

Colleen

He's in town. I saw him last night at Rupert Murdoch's Twister party. I mean ... regular party.

Jack
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