Very different indeed. Like a cantaloupe and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.

Jack

Different times! Octomom!

Liz

The night before he was shipped off to Korea, I repeatedly lost my virginity to him while Waldo the town perv watched from the bushes.

Margaret

Whuck?!

Liz
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Who cares? She's awesome and so am I. I want Serena Williams to be my mother!

Tracy

These overalls are chafing ... I can't wear these pajamas fishing!

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Oh, the fiddle's in the creek and the frog's in the kitchen — I apologize ma'am that is not a song, you make me very nervous.

Kenneth

You must have me confused with someone else, I have never been to Chicago. [whispers] I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.

Verna

Liz: I know this is a difficult time for you, but word of advice: if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house, you better hope that everyone else there are black people or sluts.

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