30 Rock

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 4 Episode 14: "Future Husband"

Jack: Is it Senior Executive Skip Day? Because that's usually in the spring so we can go to an amusement park.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: He could be a serial killer. He could wear a thumb ring.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: It's so romantic, like that movie I only saw the first few moments of, Fatal Attraction.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Oh, your dentist gets drunk with you, too?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack, on Don Geiss' book Geiss Cubes: It means the book is full of cubes of knowledge. It's a good title.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jack: You kept trying to order home massages off of Craigslist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: When can I start eating hard cheeses again?
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Jack: You watched it for an hour, said Nicole Kidman should get an Oscar for it then shut it off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"

Liz: CNBC gives me a headache. I get all my money advice from PBS.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie 'My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.'
Jack: That's inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: [on stalking] That's a real problem in the celebrity community. But if Beyonce would just answer one of my letters, I'd stop trying to break into her house.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: [on V-day plans] One word: oral ... two words: oral surgery.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [on his speed dial rankings] Blackberry Warren Buffett, iPhone Jimmy Buffett.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Happy Valentine's Day, no one!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jenna: I always knew it would end one day. I just always thought it would be me in the trunk of a rental car.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Dennis ... watching 'The Color Purple' drunk with you was one of my funnest nights ever.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dot Com: Perhaps one day we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Avery: I have a thing for commanding salt and pepper types. I don't know why. I think it started when I walked in on my parents the day Reagan was shot.
Jack: I wouldn't over-analyze that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jon Bon Jovi: Hey Jack, whadya need? Arena rock anthem? Power ballad?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Liz: There are some things that are actually harder to do with two people, like ... monologues.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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