Does that mean you're coming to my cabaret?

Jonathan

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Liz

The bridesmaids are you guys, Andy Roddick's wife, my Dutch cousins, and Penelope Cruz's hotter sister Monica.

Cerie

Happy Birthday, bitches!

Will Ferrell

Jarem! Look how drunk I am! And how full of cheese my mouth is!

Jenna

Tiana, Mulan, Pocahantas, Jasmine — wow, she's right!

Pete

Avery: Sure, people in this restaurant might think you're my dad -
Jack: Or that you're my prostitute.

Can we wait until the morning to fool around? Cause I'm exhausted and I got the night bloats.

Nancy

Get ready, son. All you've ever known is your affirmative action job and Queen Latifah Cover Girl commercials.

Tracy

Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.

Liz

I've learned the word 'black' in every language, just so I know when to be offended.

Tracy

Then tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting ... or as I like to call it, 'singles fart suppression.'

Liz
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