30 Rock

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 5 Episode 17: "Queen of Jordan"

Lynn: You live with your mother?
Frank: Yeah, otherwise who would wake me up for work?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Can my friend Cheese go with us on our honeymoon?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dot Com: You were a switch hitter?
Jack: Switch hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angie: Don't do impressions of other racists.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angie: I need to look good for my party and I refuse to wear anything my size or appropriate for my age.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angie: Is this the restaurant I'm opening up with Dennis Rodman and Webster?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: For the first time in six months we beat all the Music Choice channels except of course, Latin Beats.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angie: Don't tell me I can't sing. What the f**k have you ever done? Who the f**k are the Beatles?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 16: "TGS Hates Women"

Abby Flynn: Liz Lemon is a Judas to all womankind.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Liz: First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Who thinks that gesturing with one's thumbs is for poor people, and is going to be the next CEO of Kabletown? This guy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: When I first started working here, an 8-year-old Shirley Temple taught me how to roll a cigarette.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Kenneth: What most people don't know is that NBC is still a network.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Liz: Isn't that the guy who outbid no one for NBC?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 15: "It's Never Too Late for Now"

Dot Com: You had to sign your crime didn't you?
Grizz: You're the one who gave me those Monk DVDs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I can see someone got to first base, which is what I consider sex with a stranger.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Liz: My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Yes, if you don't like it you can leave. This isn't Eric Roberts' teepee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Lemon you just had a structural, analytic insight. Professor Widmer would've given you a good job spanking.
 • Rating: Unrated

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