This better be important Jack, I was in the middle of buying a bag of bras on Ebay.

Liz

Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.

You know what your wife told me in the shower this morning? You're a good guy.

Reggie

Oh please, don't kill me. I still haven't tried the famous seafood pizza at Sally's in New Haven.

Jenna

Kenneth and I had to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to think like Tracy. I ended up eating a swordfish dinner at a strip club and Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp.

Liz

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.

I'll get in my bra and you can throw nails at me.

Liz

Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!

Pete: What? No you can't do that!
Jenna: That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.

We're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you, ya bald bitch.

Reggie

Pete: I'm the producer of the show.
Reggie: Right, that's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.

We produce more failed pilots than the French Air Force.

Jack
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30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack
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