30 Rock

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 6 Episode 18: "Murphy Brown Lied to Us"

Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gym Teacher: You weren't the only student I dated, but you were the only one who shot my wife.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Liz: I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Spokesman: KouchTown, sit down or get out of the way.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Criss: Sent from one of my four iPads? This guy sounds amazing.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Durr: All they teach us now is how to build roller coasters and Survivor challenges.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Tracy: I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 17: "Meet The Woggels"

Tracy: Son this isn't easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has...
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Colleen: If you were my kid, I'd mail you back to the stork.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jenna: That song - like everything - is about me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I never even taught him how to shave...an orangutan.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Colleen: Jacky and I know how we feel. We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr.: We found your name on a list she keeps folded up in her shoe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Something terrible has happened, and for once I'm not talking about the collapse of the middle class.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: I know the Woggles. My eight year old niece walked down the aisle to that song at her wedding.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 16: "Nothing Left to Lose"

Tracy: I just wanna make you proud of me, LL-Dad-Liz-Dad.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Why are you so heavy?
Tracy: Cause so much of me has died.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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