It's just fan mail. I mean would you read a bunch of letters from people who look up to me?

Tracy

Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.

How much internet did he do?

Liz

Come on Donaghy. You've skied Mount St. Helen's, made eye contact with Michelle Bachman, been trapped under a boulder for 128 hours, you're not scared of anything.

Jack

Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.

Tracy: I'm gonna say to you what I say to all my sharks right before they die: Let's go outside.

How black was this dude...on a scale from Lisa Bonet, to Dot Com?

Tracy

I won an Oscar so now I get to do real art...begin Snow Dogs phase!

Tracy

Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself...and then you.

Jenna

It's in my contract that I only play blondes...non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots.

Jenna

Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?

Stranger

This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.

Jenna
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30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Liz

His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.

Jenna
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