It's just fan mail. I mean would you read a bunch of letters from people who look up to me?

Tracy

Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.

How much internet did he do?

Liz

Come on Donaghy. You've skied Mount St. Helen's, made eye contact with Michelle Bachman, been trapped under a boulder for 128 hours, you're not scared of anything.

Jack

Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.

Tracy: I'm gonna say to you what I say to all my sharks right before they die: Let's go outside.

How black was this dude...on a scale from Lisa Bonet, to Dot Com?

Tracy

I won an Oscar so now I get to do real art...begin Snow Dogs phase!

Tracy

Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself...and then you.

Jenna

It's in my contract that I only play blondes...non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots.

Jenna

Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?

Stranger

This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.

Jenna

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Liz