Without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies.

Liz

You in orange? You'll look like a creamsicle with an old tooth stuck in it.

Jack

Hazel: He's only allergic to allergy medication.
Kenneth: But he loves it!

Unfortunately, unless Harry's Law really took off this week and no one told me, you two are the biggest stars at the network.

Jack

Jack: Whatever are you doing here, Kaylie Hooper?
Kaylie: Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision. I just had fruit roll ups for dinner...at a strip club.

A Parcell man has never been called mister outside of an execution chamber.

Kenneth

Kenneth: I'm Kenneth by the way.
Liz: Me too. I'm Kenneth...Kenneth, uh, Toilet Hole.

So we're thinking the show's more like The Girls Next Door, and you're that old boat captain that shows up sometimes.

Jessica

Kaylie: My mom is in Indonesia visiting her charity where poor children make shoes.
Jack: Isn't that just a sweatshop?

I feel like Oscar the Grouch today, and not just because I woke up in a garbage can this morning startling someone named Gordon.

Tracy

Last time I was this excited...was this morning. I saw a cat wearing the same sweater as its person.

Hank

Wow, that is some high level paranoid thinking...like Hitler, or Willy Wonka.

Jack

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.

Jenna