30 Rock

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 6 Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell"

Liz: I wish my first roommate hadn't died of old age!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: What were you even doing at that bachelor party?
Liz: Derek thought I was a guy and I didn't want to ruin what was happening between us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: It's like I'm in a cage, and not the fun kind where you dance while USC football recruits throw hot coins at you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: If PETA doesn't love you or hate you, you're a nobody, like a soldier or a teacher.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: What are those?
Jenna: Leaches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dot Com: You just bought Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's bones, and he's not even dead!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 3: "Idiots Are People Three"

Kelsey: Here's to another successful operation by the Best Friends Gang.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: In school, all you learn about Abraham Lincoln is that he was a gay alcoholic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Our new slogan, NBC: We have a magical horse, is testing...okay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Idiots aren't just strippers, or stay at home moms.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Criss: I don't understand your relationship with Liz...
Jack: She's my subordifriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Denise: These microphones look like black ice cream cones.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Banks: NBC is the Titanic.
Jack: The highest grossing movie of all time?
 • Rating: Unrated

Criss: You don't use the tab closers on cereal boxes.
Liz: If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness, you are living in a fantasy world, pal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: And now he's inserting himself into this.
Criss: Well that's what she said but...
 • Rating: Unrated

Criss: How fresh is that dog? Yesterday that was the face, feet, and colon of a pig.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 2: "Idiots Are People Two"

Jenna: Imagine what the internet would do with this. Maroney found in closet with unconscious married man and inbred virgin...again!?!?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: You can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Picking a lock is like riding a bike...they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons equipment room.
 • Rating: Unrated

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