Guard: Kids got balls.
Skye: Thanks, but yuck.
Quinn: But do you have what it takes to pull the trigger?
Skye: Nope. [leaps out the window]

As far as I'm concerned, you're just another redshirt, like so many others who tried to stop me from saving the world. So, cool original story, bro. But this means nothing to me.

Coulson [to Ivanov]

Just because someone uses your ideas for evil doesn't mean you shouldn't create them in the first place. You make things from the genius of your mind and the goodness of your heart.

Simmons [to Fitz]

Trust me, I'll have a major freak out later.

Coulson

Watch out HYDRA, here we come.

May

Hail Hydra

Skye

I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me. It makes me feel nice.

Simmons

Coulson: Maybe I should learn to fly. It's not too late right? I could learn. What do you like best, freedom, the view?
May: The solitude.
Coulson: Got it.

Coulson: Have you seen Skye?
Ward: Not since weapons training.
Coulson: She stop saying bang when she pulls the trigger?
Ward: Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.

Fitz: So when you said all those things about... I mean, you were tired and dehydrated.
Simmons: I was as clear headed then as I've ever been, when I said all those things. What do you think we should do about it?
Fitz: For now, let's just watch the sunrise.

Missed it again. You two together and we missed it. Damn!

Coulson [to Daisy and Robbie]

Coulson: Hey, Mack Hammer... Can't touch this.
Mack: Now's not the time.
Coulson: Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.