Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes
Sometimes the world's greatest miracles happen by accident.
Daisy
You’re the least supportive pretend girlfriend I've ever had.
Fitz
I'd like a cheeseburger. Medium, with cheddar cheese, ketchup, mayo, lettuce, and tomato. And some curly fries. Crispy.
Bobbi
The world is full of evil, lies, pain, and death and you can’t hide from it. You can only face it. The question is when you do, how do you respond, who do you become?
Coulson
Skye: What is an "O 84"
Coulson: You have exactly 10 minutes to decide if you want to know.
Skye: There is no way we can get back to the airfield in 10 mins.
Coulson: [presses button] The tide is rising.
May: Bus to short bus.
Ward: Go for short bus.
Coulson: Next time I'll decide what we call ourselves, ok.
Hale: I see you’ve met my daughter.
Talbot: Crossfit Tinkerbell’s your daughter?
You know it would be nice? If Thor and his people would send down the god of "cleaning up after yourself." They probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing.
Coulson
Coulson: This is QMB-T16, it's the top-shelf martini of sodium thiopental. It's a brand new and extremely potent truth drug. Don't worry the effects only last about an hour.
Ward: You'll have a nice little nap, and we'll have all the answer...[Coulson injects him] Ouch!
Coulson: Did that hurt?
Ward: No, you've lost your mind. You should never do that to a member of your team. And yes, it did hurt a little bit, but I try to mask my pain in front of a beautiful woman, it makes me seem more masculine. MY GOD this stuff works fast.
Ward: You know, everyone had this place wrong. It isn't death. It's a new beginning. Malick was right, this was all meant to be. The fact that you followed me here. That we're in this together. That just confirms the fact that I am part of a grand plan. I see that now.
Coulson: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
Ward: You will.
I’m aware that we rolled the dice with Coulson, and I still believe that we need him for this, but I admit that I let my emotions get the best of me. I thought that Coulson was the only one who could keep us on the same page. [looks at Yo-Yo] You would say that’s proof that I can’t do the job. That I shouldn’t lead. [long pause] Well, I agree. The truth is, I can’t hold the team together. [looks at Mack] But he can. Coulson wants me to call the shots in his absence. Well, that’s my decision. Mack should call the shots. He has the biggest heart. I mean, physically, but also, you know… You are our moral center.
Daisy
Prof Randolph: I know that look, you’re tempted. What is it that you want to see?
Coulson: You and I have a lot in common. We both have been stabbed in the heart.
