Popular Awkward Quotes
If you're not busy tonight, Ricky Schwartz is having people over for Strip Jenga.
Tamara
It was time to get to know Matty and I had approximately ten seconds.
Jenna
I was living this magical high school moment that I only thought happened in movies. And like most leading ladies I wanted more. Not more boning, I wasn't starting a lifelong battle with sex addiction. I just wanted more intimacy.
Jenna
For 2.8 weeks Matty couldn't keep his hands off me. He was on a Jenna-bender. And aside from the fact that my vag-o-matic was suffering some serious road burn I was high on life.
Jenna
Well, I don't know if this will make you feel better but at least you'll be happy you're not me. When I got home my parents took the bark control shock collar off our dog and put it on me.
Ming
The scorch from my rejection was still lingering and the fact that my dad was driving fifteen miles under the speed limit was only prolonging my hell. It was like my parents were stoned.
Jenna
Matty: And you're funny-
Jenna: -looking.
Matty: No, you're beautiful.
I really want to celebrate your release from jail but I'm on the hunt for Red October.
Tamara
Lacey: I'm not wasting this good hair. Where could we go?
Kevin: We could go to dinner? Go to a movie?
Lacey: We could take a nap.
Kevin: Okay.
Lacey: No! We are not old!
Lacey: Remember how I stole you away from Mandy-wait what's her name?
Kevin: Highkarsky. Who you told I was gay.
Lacey: Which clearly you aren't.
Jenna: Are you really having this conversation right now in front of me?
Kevin: I would have preferred a different tactic.
Lacey: Well, I had to fight dirty babe. She was a nasty hoebag.
Whether I liked it or not, it was time to DTR.
Jenna
For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.
Jenna
