Popular Awkward Quotes
Do all boners look like weapons?
Ming
It was homecoming week and like an uncomfortably misguided tampon it was impossible to ignore.
Jenna
My mother's perception of being bold was free boobing.
Jenna
If you're not into the shirt at least take these so you look hip. They're fake and they'll help you hide your big unibrow.
Lacey
Your suicide stigma is like the herps just when you think it's gone it comes back.
Tamara
Maybe Kyle designed that shirt as a fan. Maybe he wants to be your dawg.
Valerie
Your face is all red and you have crazy eyes. Did you feed the rabid squirrel in the quad?
Tamara
Jake: I didn't know you were a smoker.
Jenna: I'm not.
Jake: Well, I here cancer does make your ass look huge.
Maybe you're misjudging the situation and the guy really does like you just the way you are.
Jake
Kevin: What do you think? Should we send her to bed without dessert?
Lacey: So that she wakes up skinnier? No, that's not a punishment that's a reward.
If I wrote you an evil letter you'd better believe I'd sign my name.
Sadie
For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.
Jenna
