Californication Season 4 Quotes
Some weed, some wine, some vicodin. I feel like I'm under a wet warm blanket.
Mia
It looks like a button on a fur coat. Well look on the bright side Charlie, it may be short but it's thin.
Hank
Where's you cock? Oh I see it, it's right under your clit.
Hank
It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.
Hank
You know what they say. You can't polish a turd.
Becca
Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream.
Hank
Hank: Sensible and trusting, that's me in a nutshell.
Abby: How high are you right now?
Hank: Significantly.
Dead monkeys and autoerotic asphyxiation? That's my cue.
Stu
Marci: What? I'm not good enough to get knocked up by god? Fuck you! Some friend you are.
Charlie: That monkey was a deviant and a cock blocker.
The rabbit done died.
Marci
You smell like cigarettes, champagne and cool ranch Doritos.
Jonathan Kasdan
Are you guys really sisters or is this kind of like some white stripes deal?
Hank
