Community Season 2 Quotes
My uncle put his finger in my no-no!
Troy
My uncle never put his finger in my plop-plop. I know, I'm bummed about it too.
Troy
I'm auditioning for Professor Garrity's all-black production of "Fiddler on the Roof." It's called "Fiddlah, Please!"
Troy
We wanted to get him a sawed off shotgun, but those are expensive already.
Tory
Ooh, no-no juice!
Troy [on wine]
You know who has real conversations? Ants. They talk by vomiting chemicals in each other's mouths. They get right down to brass tacks
Jeff
After they get frightened by the evening news, many people seek the foods and soothing music of a pre-racial America.
Diner owner
I like your sweater. Did it come with a golden retriever?
Jeff
Abed: What could I do? It was Cougar Town.
Jeff: If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.
In what war is he a criminal? In the battle for our affections?!?
Troy
Why do I have to put the VCR on 3, if Bones is on 5?
Chang
Between you and me, I don't Chang a lot of chicks.
Chang
