Community Season 2 Quotes
The corpses stacked like firewood, the rivers red with their blood. I miss it so much.
Luka
You mean Jeff 'Nipple Play' Winger? No! As you can see, we're still hanging out with him. Hi, how's it going, Jeff?
Troy
Troy: We like him a lot, so you're not allowed to bone him.
Jeff: You realize she's definitely gonna bone him now, right?
Abed: For GCTV this is Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you can make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food?
I actually withdraw my candidacy. I fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing.
Starburns
I'm sorry you weren't a more obvious threat to the country.
SS Agent
Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%.
Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.
SS Agent: Is there a specific reason you had to repeat the first grade?
Abed: From what I'm told, I didn't know how to use scissors, I sat in the middle of the see-saw, and I always found the distinction between duck and goose to be arbitrary.
Abed: For Greendale College Television, I'm Abed Nadir.
Troy: And I'm Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes. What? That's my name.
I live with that dude. He's got night terrors and a rotary phone.
Troy
SS Agent: I could issue a warning for this bootleg of "The Last Airbender."
Abed: Where were you a week ago?
Jeff: Don't kid a lawyer.
Annie: Well if I see one, I won't.
