Cougar Town Quotes
Talking like a douche is not helping your case.Ellie
Call your not stupid wife.Ellie
The only thing I've ever made from scratch is Travis.Jules
I don't remember taking any hallucinogenic drugs, but why else would I be seeing you in my house?Ellie
I did not watch Chapstick, but I did watch him to leave.Ellie
Oh come on Ellie, we all know Travis is ambitious, talented, and has a fantastic work ethic. [Everyone laughs]Grayson
Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.
Yep, we raised a deadbeat.Jules
Laurie: Highway to the lady zone, what what.
Ellie: Highway indeed.
Ellie: We're at a public event this is not the place for ear sex and a full body rub down.
Laurie: All you do is take me granted.
What does the cougar say?Title Card
What’s the fun of having a yard sale if we can’t mock the low life's that shop there?Ellie