Laurie: Am I in a different conversation?
Jules: Almost always.

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• Added: December 10, 2009

Ryan is super pretty and he's not at all afraid of cologne.

Jules

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• Added: December 10, 2009

Stan's an explorer like Magellan... or Dora.

Andy

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• Added: December 10, 2009

I don't like being alone in my house. I don't know what I'm gonna do when Travis goes to college. He's not really big on the idea of us getting apartment together, even though I said I'd only live there on the weekends.

Jules

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• Added: December 10, 2009

Bobby: When I was married, you know what Jules said to me?
Grayson: Please stop sleeping with other women?

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Jules [after spin class]: Hey Travis, take me upstairs and put me in the bath.
Travis: That's a sentence I was hoping not to hear until you were seventy.

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• Added: December 10, 2009

Ellie: Racist Uncle or Drug Dealer Uncle?
Jules: Racist Uncle. Drug Dealer Uncle is now Prison Uncle.
Ellie: Oh right, because of Detective Cousin.

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• Added: December 10, 2009

I say we act like men and bury it under a mountain of denial so deep that no one can make us believe it actually happened.

Grayson

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• Added: November 26, 2009

Okay, quick disclaimer. When we attack the food, let's chew carefully because I'm missing an earring.

Jules

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• Added: November 26, 2009

Ellie: Why are your boyfriends acting so weird?
Andy: First of all, only Bobby is my boyfiend and they're not acting weird.

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• Added: November 26, 2009

Jules: In one of our friendship talks, Travis told me she's not even on the pill. Condoms break all the time.
Laurie: Especially if there's piercings involved.
Ellie: Stop, I'm begging you.

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• Added: November 26, 2009

Laurie: That's a nice top, but I couldn't wear it because of these puppies. [grabs boobs]
Kylie: Okay....
Ellie: Leave her alone! Hey, that's a nice necklace, are your parents rich?

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• Added: November 26, 2009