Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 2 Quotes
If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?
Ellie
This is our cul-de-sac damn it. Tonight we take back the sack! First order of business we need a new slogan.
Jules
I love my security system. It's like I live in an antique store.
Jules
Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.
Laurie
Here, I'm gonna be a quiet bad ass. Like Harry Potter.
Trav
Can you believe it Kevin? This is college.
Trav
Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.
Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.
Travis: You're kinda smothering me.
Jules: With love. It doesn't count.
Jules: Travis! You're mine today.
Travis: This can't be good.
Jules! Slap out of it.
Laurie
