Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 20: "Free Fallin'"

Ellie: You should be spraying it from the other side to push it all towards the curb.
Grayson: Are you really telling me how to hose?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Travis: Mom, that's not you.
Jules: Oh, it's me, I toss asses!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: What a great day! Man, this calls for some celebration wine. Oh, sorry, this is also my there's nothing good on TV wine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grayson: Like Children of the Corn.
Ellie: I crown you King of the Wussies.
Jules: They don't blink.
Ellie: I feel cold.
Grayson: Told ya!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: What the hell? I don't want to have see this everyday.
Jules: Really, rainbows get you riled up?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: Hello Tom, to what do we owe the creepy displeasure?
Tom: Jules left her curtains open. That's how she signals me to come over.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Well don't try to stop me if I'm Vogueing on top of a cab.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 19: "Damaged By Love"

Travis: I don't want to do anything anymore. I don't want to eat, shower, or put on sunscreen. I mean, ultimately, I put on sunscreen. I have to. I'm a pale weirdo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Laurie: If someone was up on my man like that. I would lace up my ass kicking boots.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: If I get murdered I need you to tell the police something.
Laurie: Seriously, if I had a dime.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: You know if they just wanted to see some dumb, townie ho floppin' her ta-tas all they need to do is stay here and give ten dollars to-
Laurie: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know where you're goin' with this.
Ellie: Let me finish. You.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: This is my fault. I should have written a note by the phone that says "Bobby, do not answer my phone." Oh, I was wrong here it is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: He's like a newborn calf on wheels.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: Forget for one second that if you let one Torres into your home every second and third cousin on the Eastern Seaboard will drop by to say hi.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: Eat your chips, Jellybean.
Laurie: I don't wanna.
Ellie. Play with the bag.
 • Rating: Unrated

Laurie: When Smith dumped me. It literally took me months to get back to a place where I could sleep with random dudes to feel good about myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 18: "Lonesome Sundown"

Jules: One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: You know how hard it is to shower when you don't have a shower?
 • Rating: Unrated

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