Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 10: "Southern Accents"

Jules: You know what I learned from my friendship with Ellie?
Grayson: There's no such thing as too mean?
Travis: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Jules: Always hold a grudge?
 • Rating: Unrated

Laurie: If there's anything we've learned from Michelle Pfieffer in Dangerous Minds, or Sandy Bullock in The Blind Side, or Hilary Swank in that movie nobody ever saw, is that all you need to fix minority problems is a really pretty white woman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 9: "Money Becomes King"

[Title Card]: She's marrying a man her own age, so why is it called Cougar Town?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: So you think Bobby and I could produce a doctor? [Jules and Grayson both laugh]
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Ellie's just jealous because she thinks I care more about you than her.
Bobby: Do you?
Andy: Yes, it's not even close.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: When you get up from that ottoman I'd go get a pregnancy test.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: He's your son.
Ellie: He needs to learn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Travis: Well you're betraying your own life philosophy.
Laurie: Never fight shorthaired bitches?
 • Rating: Unrated

Park Ranger: You married to one of those guys?
Ellie: No, they're lovers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 8: "Ways To Be Wicked"

Jules: Way to go new guy.
Grayson: New guy? I am a key member of this group. I provide the sizzle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
Grayson: Oh.
 • Rating: Unrated

[Title Card]: Pay attention. The title: Cougar Town almost makes sense this week.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Dead mom high five!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ellie: How could you not believe me about my mom? You're my best friend, all I ask is that you have blind faith in me, and that you hit me with a shovel if I ever got a toe ring.
 • Rating: Unrated

Laurie: Since you recently found out you're a dad, I baked you a congrats on your baby-that-you-had-with-a-drunk-that-picked-up-at-your-bar-before-you-started-dating-Jules cake!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Travis: We're stealing-
Jules: -I'm in! I love it when we do things as a family!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: I get Big Carl? What's going on? Are you dying?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: No one gets any wine until they say something nice about Ellie.
Laurie: I'm going to a bar.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: No wine for you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 7: "You Can Still Change Your Mind"

Ellie: You're not crazy about the ditzy, trashy, fake blonde, fake tan, fake boobs, club skank you one-night standed to make that baby.
Jules: She says it better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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