Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 3 Quotes
He's a group exploder. It's a gift.
Jules
You can't break up a fight with your shirt on!
Bobby
Call her a chunky bitch!
Ellie
Stupid Canadian kids and their holes!
Laurie
You're the kiss master.
Jules
To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.
Ellie
Jules: Roleplayahs!
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!
Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]
Welcome to Cougar Town. Your name isn't that great either.
Title Card
Tom: They made my garden gnomes gay.
Jules: Actually, that was me Tom.
Wow, it is not easy having an honest moment with a kid wearing a helmet.
Angie
Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!