Cougar Town Season 3 Quotes
Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: ...it makes me feel safe.
Holly, this is my fiancÃ©, Jules, and her scary judgmental friend.Grayson
You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.Jules
[Title Card]: You know what would be cooler than this title card bit? A new title.
Travis: So, what brings you to the phallus palace?
Laurie: That sounds like a great name for a gay bar.
Your fridge is filled with nothing but beer and churros.Ellie
Hey bro, there is no music in the world that will match what your body is doing.Laurie
Ellie: Hi new girlfriend, I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
Angie: Oh, that's okay, he's good at it.
I hope a shark eats your face.Ellie
Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.
[Title Card]: No, it's not just "Scrubs" in Florida with a lot of wine.