Cougar Town

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Cougar town

Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: ...it makes me feel safe.

Holly, this is my fiancé, Jules, and her scary judgmental friend.

Grayson

You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.

Jules

[Title Card]: You know what would be cooler than this title card bit? A new title.

Travis: So, what brings you to the phallus palace?
Laurie: That sounds like a great name for a gay bar.

Your fridge is filled with nothing but beer and churros.

Ellie

Hey bro, there is no music in the world that will match what your body is doing.

Laurie

Ellie: Hi new girlfriend, I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
Angie: Oh, that's okay, he's good at it.

I hope a shark eats your face.

Ellie

Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.

[Title Card]: No, it's not just "Scrubs" in Florida with a lot of wine.

So out.

Ellie
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Cougar Town Season 3 Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.

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