Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: makes me feel safe.

Holly, this is my fiancé, Jules, and her scary judgmental friend.


You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.


[Title Card]: You know what would be cooler than this title card bit? A new title.

Travis: So, what brings you to the phallus palace?
Laurie: That sounds like a great name for a gay bar.

Your fridge is filled with nothing but beer and churros.


Hey bro, there is no music in the world that will match what your body is doing.


Ellie: Hi new girlfriend, I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
Angie: Oh, that's okay, he's good at it.

I hope a shark eats your face.


Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.

[Title Card]: No, it's not just "Scrubs" in Florida with a lot of wine.

So out.

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Cougar Town Season 3 Quotes

Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.

[Title Card]: Yeah, it's still called Cougar Town we're not happy about it either.