Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 2: "A Mind with a Heart of its Own"

Ellie: It wouldn't have been a thong on a six-year old!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Ellie, I love you so much. I want to ask you something.
Ellie: Are we finally running away together? Because I keep a bag in my truck!
Jules: Me too.
Ellie: Awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: What I really meant was lose my number, Frodo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[Title Card]: Titles we liked better than Cougar Town: Sunshine State, The Drinking Age, Cougar City, Mid-Life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 1: "Ain't Love Strange"

Grayson: I thought you wanted to do all the talking?
Jules: Speechless.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: I'm gonna have to throw my "too creepy" flag!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: When it comes to love I'm a street rapping poet yo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Nothing on two legs should walk that loud.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Hey fellas, I'm trying to talk to my man so could you take that thrashing down to the park?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.
 • Rating: Unrated

[Title Card]: Yeah, it's still called Cougar Town we're not happy about it either.
 • Rating: Unrated

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