CSI

CSI Season 11 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 11 Episode 17: "The List"

Doc Robbins: Go ahead, start without me. Mrs. Robbins always does... I was talking about dinner.
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: When was the last time you fired your gun, Detective?
Detective Martin: Screw you, bitch!
Catherine: I think you mean, screw you CSI Willows. It's okay. I'll get a warrant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Doc Robbins: You just missed David's elegy on prison life.
Catherine: I'll have to wait for the CD I guess.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: Prison is an ugly place to get killed.
Doc Robbins: I will be sure to put that in my report under bonus features. David Phillips, life behind bars, it sucks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Aryan Skinhead Prisoner: Do you like what you see?
Ray: Take off your pants, Adolf, and I'll tell you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 11 Episode 16: "Turn On, Tune In, Drop Dead"

Doc Robbins: Careful. Evil has a way of making friends with the good and dragging them into darkness.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Dr. Aden: Knowledge demands its payment.
Ray: It's always nice when someone else picks up the bill for you though.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Catherine: Maybe we need a new classification for this situation... D.O.AWOL.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Aden: You're from San Francisco, huh? I left my heart and half my cerebral cortex in Frisco.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Aden: What's your clearance soldier?
Sara: About five-nine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Henry: Though working with such a minimal sample is fairly useless.
Nick: You know brain hungry zombies could say the same thing about Hodges. Minimal sample...
Henry: Fairly useless.
Nick: Exactly.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sara: DMV facial recognition?
Nick: Yeah, it's worth a shot. You know, I considered call the DMV. I mean half the people that work up there are the walking dead anyway. Maybe they'd recognize this guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: Dead rising, birds falling from the sky, fish dying in rivers, should we be looking for the anti-Christ to be making an appearance?
Ray: Haskell being on the loose is enough to fill that quota.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 11 Episode 15: "Targets of Obsessions"

Nate Haskell: Do you know what I dream of more than sex, Ray?
Ray: What?
Nate Haskell: Freedom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate Haskell: Oh Ray, it's like a mirror with you. It's like playing with my self, only better.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate Haskell: Doctor, you complete me, or, at least, you complete my understanding of me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vartann: What is it with you? Are you some sort of bomb magnet?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hodges: Retail therapy can be very effective in relieving that Armageddon stress
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: He seems scared, but I can't read him, Jim.
Brass: You shot his brother. Why would he want to save your life?
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate Haskell: Ray, when I look at you, when I see the anguish I've you... I feel... Nothing. Don't you think I want to feel something, Ray, emotions that a normal human being feels?
 • Rating: Unrated

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