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Shout out from Haskell, the man does like sticking it to you.


Ray: Where is Hodges?
Henry: Uh, he's moving out of his mother's place finally. I'm not sure who's more traumatized.

Nick: So when was the last time you saw Graham?
Lydia Kole: When he told me to turn my vibrator down.

I'm sick of this guy. He's like the Joker in Batman, except without the laughs.


Maybe she escaped one animal only to fall prey to another.


Spends her life helping others dodge punches, but she couldn't dodge this one.


You know, it's not how you come into this world that counts. It's how you live it.

Doc Robbins

Nick: Hey, do you think three steaks and six eggs is bad for you, doctor?
Doc Robbins: You know what coroners say, don't you Nick? Everyone eventually dies of a heart attack.

Ah...A little chamomile. I imagine the sparks between you and Dr. Lady Heather were flying. I'm sure you dominated.

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