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CSI Season 11 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 11 Episode 11: "Man Up"

Brass: Hogtied, in your boxer shorts, passed out on zebra skin, that's the kinda an image you can't get out of your head.
Carrot Top: It's an image we'd all like to get out of our heads. Thanks for bringing it up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: Carrot Top and a dead hooker. Why am I not laughing?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hodges: I've been defrauded.
Ray: And de-thumbed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: She's most sincerely dead.
Greg: I suppose it would be tasteless to mention the hundred bucks you owe me.
Nick: Extremely.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: And to quote, "She's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead."
Nick: I beg to differ, Dorothy.
Greg: If you knew your Wizard of Oz, you'd know that it was the Munchkin coroner that pronounced her dead. Not the girl with the dog.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 11 Episode 10: "418/427"

Brass: You and I both took an oath to protect the innocent, now here's the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: You sure this didn't come from your house there, itchy?
Hodges: No, my mother is very clean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rylan Gauss: I hope your kids are alright there, Danny. You know, all that time wasted on me. Only have yourself to blame. Only yourself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Agent Danielle Moore: I've seen it before. Cop fast turns into hostage late. I'll deal with Gauss myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: Looks like a twenty-two.
Doc Robbins: Used to be the preferred caliber for mobsters and assassins.
David: Nowadays they go for a Glock Four-O.
Doc Robbins: Thank you... Ten Cent. Why don't you move him to autopsy, and try not to bust any rhymes on your way out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 11 Episode 9: "Wild Life"

Brass: So, Sylvester and Tweety whacked their owners?
Greg: Think of it as a series of unfortunate events.
Brass: You mean, don't think of it as a cartoon?
 • Rating: Unrated

Doc Robbins: She was the victim of fowl play.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brass: I'll need to verify that. How do I get a hold of Betsy?
Suspect: You got a credit card? It'll only cost you 4.99 a minute.
 • Rating: Unrated

Doc Robbins: In my fantasies, a three-way never ends in death.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maddie: What is it?
Nick: Just a little piece of brain.
Maddie's Friend: You always said you wanted a guy with brains. Sorry, I tell joke when I'm nervous
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 11 Episode 8: "Fracked"

Detective Reed: No one's seen nothin'. They're all suffering from retinitis pigmentosa.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: I don't mean to insult your intelligence but water isn't supposed to blow up like that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Detective Reed: Nothing throws cold water on a guy's libido like two cops out for a midnight stroll.
 • Rating: Unrated

Detective Reed: I've got point. Don't shoot me in the ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rosalind: Have you ever heard of fracking?
Ray: Sounds like a sci-fi expletive.
 • Rating: Unrated

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