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You're from San Francisco, huh? I left my heart and half my cerebral cortex in Frisco.

Dr. Aden

Dr. Aden: What's your clearance soldier?
Sara: About five-nine.

Henry: Though working with such a minimal sample is fairly useless.
Nick: You know brain hungry zombies could say the same thing about Hodges. Minimal sample...
Henry: Fairly useless.
Nick: Exactly.

Sara: DMV facial recognition?
Nick: Yeah, it's worth a shot. You know, I considered call the DMV. I mean half the people that work up there are the walking dead anyway. Maybe they'd recognize this guy.

Greg: Dead rising, birds falling from the sky, fish dying in rivers, should we be looking for the anti-Christ to be making an appearance?
Ray: Haskell being on the loose is enough to fill that quota.

Nate Haskell: Do you know what I dream of more than sex, Ray?
Ray: What?
Nate Haskell: Freedom.

Oh Ray, it's like a mirror with you. It's like playing with my self, only better.

Nate Haskell

Doctor, you complete me, or, at least, you complete my understanding of me.

Nate Haskell

What is it with you? Are you some sort of bomb magnet?

Vartann

Retail therapy can be very effective in relieving that Armageddon stress

Hodges

Nick: He seems scared, but I can't read him, Jim.
Brass: You shot his brother. Why would he want to save your life?

Ray, when I look at you, when I see the anguish I've you... I feel... Nothing. Don't you think I want to feel something, Ray, emotions that a normal human being feels?

Nate Haskell
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CSI Season 11 Quotes

Haskell: I want Ray to live a long time so he thinks of me every time he unzips his pants
Brass: Yeah, he will remember what a putz you are.

Brass: You know what this button does.
Ray: Morphine clouds my thinking.

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