Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
I could care less if you sleep with her. It makes no difference to me, but just know Tanya’s breasts are fake and she’s had Chlamydia twice.
Evelyn
Trust me, I landed two husbands with these.
Genevieve
Evelyn: So, what do you think?
Adrian: She’s hideous.
Evelyn: She certainly is.
You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don't you know how hard it is to find good help?
Adrian
Love can't seem to unite us. Why not try hatred?
Evelyn
Tony: How soon until we go in and take off our clothes?
Evelyn: Out of respect, we should wait until his car leaves the driveway.
You took the life a maid and now a maid is going to take yours.
Marisol
Evelyn: After our last conversation, she gave me this look of disdain.
Tony: Are you sure?
Evelyn: I know that look. It’s the same look I give people who fly coach.
How can I be terrified of conflict? I'm married to you.
Spence
Genevieve: I always tell you about my sexual adventures.
Zoila: And I always ask you to stop.
Spence: Aren't you going to kiss your son goodbye?
Peri: I'm already in character and she doesn't have kids.
When I'm in Alexander McQueen, he gets the bottle.
Peri
