Favorite Eastwick Quotes
(to Roxie) Hey, I thought we could go to your place for slunch, which is my new word for sex plus lunch.
Chad
Joanna: Penny, we're in a crisis. I've got my back against the wall. There's only one thing to do.
Penny: What's that?
Joanna: We need to party.
Josh: (Josh has lipstick on his face as he introduces himself to Roxie inside a jail cell)I wish we were meeting under better circumstances. I've been trying to get Chad to have you over for dinner.
Roxie: (to Chad) Younger brother?
Josh: And a friend of Mia's.
Roxie: Yeah, I can see her friendship smeared all over your face.
This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list.
Darryl
(to Darryl) It's like you've stepped out of a 70's porno and into my life.
Roxie
Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon?
(tied up and kidnapped) So this is where you've been staying - huh? I saw a Pottery Barn catalog that has the same similiar feel...
Joanna
Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy.
Penny
You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is.
Penny
(talking about Roxie) That girl has too much energy.
Bun
Don't you see - we can't change the future. We can't change destiny no matter how hard we try.
Bun
I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers.
Joanna
