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"I have three very wide-eyed children to feed."

Thief

"If you think I'm going to masturbate after this tonight...you're right!"

Chris

Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."

Meg: "Hey, when you get sexually abused in a coma, do you know it's happening and can't do anything about it, or do you just not know what's going on?"
Quagmire: "I also am curious about that."

"Hey Joe, what's your favorite preparation of a tomato? Is it "son died" tomato?"

Peter

Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."

"Oh this looks fantastic. I can't wait to poop this out."

Peter
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Family Guy Season 10 Episode 6 Quotes

"Hey Joe, what's your favorite preparation of a tomato? Is it "son died" tomato?"

Peter

Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."