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Family Guy "Thanksgiving" Quotes

Thief: "I have three very wide-eyed children to feed."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: "If you think I'm going to masturbate after this tonight...you're right!"
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: "Hey, when you get sexually abused in a coma, do you know it's happening and can't do anything about it, or do you just not know what's going on?"
Quagmire: "I also am curious about that."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Peter: "Hey Joe, what's your favorite preparation of a tomato? Is it "son died" tomato?"
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: "Oh this looks fantastic. I can't wait to poop this out."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 7
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