Family Guy Quotes
The stupidest thing I've ever done is turn the bubbles off in a hot tub.Peter
Just let go of the rope, nobody has to get hurt Brian! Only one person has to get hurt Brian.Peter
You didn't go to work today, did you?Lois
Alright, but I'll be back in a moment as another movie thing.Peter
Precious! Wants precious rope!Peter
That's stupid! I want it.Peter
What's the name? "Dick?" "Dick" would slide right into that "Glory" hole!Brian
What! You can't just shove "Shaft" in the "Glory" hole!Peter
What's gonna fill the "Glory" hole?Peter
I was wrong to chose sexiness over my wife.Peter
Mr. Giraffe who lets little boys grind on his rump. Or Mr. Octopus who, who let's little boys grind on his rump.Peter
Lois: I don't even know what this is anymore!
Peter: It's a strip club that gives away free cookies.