Family Guy Quotes
Hey? You up? Guess where I have a crayon?Stewie (seductively to a little girl at nap time in school)
Stewie: Yes looks like someone's gone at him with a whip.
Brian: That is a perfectly valid way of saying that. Bravo master.
Stewie: Master? Aaand a surprisingly quick erection for Stewie.
Neil: Is this a nut free counter?
Chris: Uh I don't know, my dad's might have been on there at some point.
Oh yeah 'cause you know him so well, shut your faaaaaace.Stewie
Brian: Well I don't know if I'd label myself a drinker. I know I like a cold beer after I mow the lawn.
Peter: There were three lies in that sentence.
Peter: I missed you Brian.
Brian: I missed you too Peter.
Peter: And now Im gonna go upstairs and pee in Meg's bed.
Brian: No, we're going to go pee in Meg's bed.
Peter: Good boy.
Oh god how do you get pink-eye? This is got to be it!Peter
He's my friend, I miss him.Peter
You go ahead, I have to make the waffle fries you scream-requested in the car.Brian
Brian: Permission to take fast tiny bites at my own tail, sir?
Peter: Go ahead.
Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.Meg
It enhances my life to know how your life is going!Peter