Family Guy Quotes
Doctor: I did a CAT scan
Peter: On a dog, haha.
Doctor: Haha, we laughed about that too.
Doesn't it make more sense…to kill her?Peter
Peter: Haha, like what the guy scientist says. Brian, say something else from TV!
Brian: Watchu talkin bout Willis!?
A huge part of being an idiot is calling people out for thinking they're better than you.Peter
Peter: You want a beer?
Brian: Peter, it's 11 AM.
Peter: If the clock ain't digital, you don't know that!
Oh thank god Brian's getting a book published. I thought this was going to be a Meg episode.Townsperson
Haha, Brian's stupid! I must alert the townsfolk!Chris
She hasn't read your book Bri - that's your main character.Stewie
That one's on the cover!Stewie
That's page one, she's quoting page one.Stewie
We now return to another Michael Jordan underwear commercial on a plane for some reason!Announcer
Did someone say "jewish!?"Neil