Family Guy Quotes
Brian: This one's bones feel all loose.
Stewie: I think this one's blind.
Jeez, that word looks a lot harsher when it's in all caps.Quagmire
I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for.Stewie
Brian save the placenta! Save it, I want to eat it.Stewie
Stewie: What kind of feet can fit in these shoes?
Brian: Your feet!
You hit me! What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler!Stewie
Stewie: We could even use my own crib!
Brian: You use your own crib!
We do not judge the machine, we do not judge Stewie.Stewie
This is serious Rupert, I'm losing him! I'm going to fix this relationship. We need a baby, and we need it now!Stewie
Lois: Oh I'm not doing anything special, just sitting here with the baby.
Stewie: Screw you too.
Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter that's not gonna work, you can't just --Lois
Chris: It's made of skittles! You want to eat the baby together on the way home?
Lois: Yeah, I'd like that.