Yes!

Cookie Monster

North Dakota, we're not even the best Dakota!

Peter

I've seen the guy get punched in the face thousands of times, and now he's making science stuff.

Peter

I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard.

Peter

I sucked him dry, he gave a blood donation as well!

Peter

Relax, Im sure Wycelf Jean got it all under control.

Stewie

"What if the squirrel has lasers he shoots out of his eyes!"

Quagmire

"The book store closed and is now a Target, but our industry is fine."

Publisher

"My heartbeat's down to four beats per minute."

Brian

"That's cray cray in a good way, right there."

Cleveland Brown

"Brain, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?"

Stewie

"For if I could not forgive, then I would be truly handicapped."

David Chicago

Family Guy Quotes

Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter that's not gonna work, you can't just --

Lois

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)