Family Guy Quotes
Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.Meg
It enhances my life to know how your life is going!Peter
How are we going to catch Abu Nasir!?Larry
Peter: Well, I am off to try and get out of this conversation!
Lois: Peter, what did you do?
Peter: He was slightly inconveniencing me and Joe, so we threatened to destroy his family.
Peter: No, you're not supposed to hit it into the water.
Lois: But you hit it into the water.
Peter: I know I hit it into the water.
Lois: But why do they have water if you're not supposed to hit it there.
Peter: Because it's fun! We're having fun!
Shhh! The green shirt went by again! If it goes around 30 times in 5 minutes, you get to have a diet coke!Lois
Peter: Alright, lets dope her up good -- get that mouth off her.
Cleveland: No Peter! The problem is you!
The new maid is peeing on me, and she didn't even say anything clever!Stewie
Whew, I was damn near out of tweed.Cleveland
I'm an idiot? All anyone remembers from your argument is that you're in a wheelchair!Quagmire
Quagmire: Is your baby pregnant?
Peter: I dunno, Lois is in charge of the kids.
I feel like once I get them on a schedule, every thing will be fine!Stewie