Family Guy Quotes
Donna: Oh Lois, I'm so glad to see Peter and Cleveland back together again.
Lois: Yeah, me too. Now Peter will have something to do besides flushing the toilet to Foghat's "Slow Ride."
Hey, Lois! Guess who made 15 baskets at the county fair? Some kid we beat up! What a great day!Peter
Meg: Dad, sometimes I wonder why you even had a family.
Peter: I don't know...I was dating your mother, I don't like the way condoms feel, next thing you know, I got a mortgage, a kid, and a crappy job at a toy factory.
Meg: In the last election, you voted for Mighty Mouse.
Peter: Time to put the might mouse in the White House.
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Joe: I'll take smelling good over walking good any day.
Bonnie: You don't smell good, Joe.
Joe: I'm sorry, I thought I was alone.
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Welcome all to James Woods High's annual college fair, where each year, our seniors gather to decide where they will go in the fall to get HPV.Principal Shepherd
I'm gonna see which lobster I think deserves to die.Chris
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I tucked it between my legs as a joke and then it got stuck.Chris
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All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try buffering.Chris