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Family Guy Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 9: "Grumpy Old Man"

Peter: "Yes, the penis one."
• Rating: Unrated

Carter: "Hey Quandry."
Quagmire: "No, no it's Quagmire."
• Rating: Unrated

Super Death: "Sorry dude. Super Death. You're done."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: "No worries. Now I can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."
• Rating: Unrated

Episode 8: "Cool Hand Peter"

Quagmire: "O come on! They don't own French fries!"
• Rating: Unrated

Stewie: "All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Well at least we have a jury of our peers."
Joe: "I don't think THEY see it that way, Peter."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Keith Urban...Brett Favre....William H. Macy?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: "I know, an exciting day for me is when I watch wheelchair porn. Boy do sparks fly on those."
Quagmire: "Oh is it hot?"
Joe: "Eh, it's mostly chairs smashing into each other."

• Rating: Unrated

Episode 7: "Amish Guy"

Ezekiel: "Haha! I have done all your chores to deprive you of the joy of doing your chores!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: "Brian, is this our vacation?"
Brian: "Yea."
Stewie: "Oh...are we trash?"
Brian: "Kinda."
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Quagmire: "Peaches, Ginger, Honey, Candy, Olive... oh you know what? This is the wrong journal..."
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Peter: "Wow! I had never believed in the Holocaust until now."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 6: "Thanksgiving"

Thief: "I have three very wide-eyed children to feed."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: "If you think I'm going to masturbate after this tonight...you're right!"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: "Hey, when you get sexually abused in a coma, do you know it's happening and can't do anything about it, or do you just not know what's going on?"
Quagmire: "I also am curious about that."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0