Family Guy Quotes
Can't you just go out there and pretend to have a good time?Lois
Oh, my God! His chin does kinda look like nuts!Quagmire
Karen Griffin: I'm just joshing, kid. Auntie's not a biscuit bumper.
Meg: I'm not either.
You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend.Brian
There's nothing worse than grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving.Lois
Success is being true to yourself.Lois
This is why you're so great, dad. You don't pretend to be someone you're not. You don't care what anyone thinks.Chris
I thought you were this wordly, sophisticated guy, but you're just a fraud. Like Moses.Chris
TV is how stupid losers spend their time.Peter
We're a team like fish and chips and fat guys.Quagmire
I can't go to jail. They'll razz me good on account of my belly.Peter
If cellphones worked, every movie would be two minutes long.Quagmire