Family Guy Quotes
Lois: I thought you said you'd take care of it!
Peter: I did. He slept with it, now he'll slowly grow to hate it for the next 20 years.
Your kid's got a walk in closet?! Two of mine gotta sleep in the car!Cleveland
Just last week I let you watch me complain after I ate too many hot wings.Peter
There's nothing here, besides a weird life-sized doll made out of all the stuff that was stolen.Peter
One day a rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.Joe
You go home and tell your mother, she's supposed to be a parent, not a friend.Peter
Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing -- that's great.Peter
You got a good body man, why do you hide it under your robe?Peter
Did you hear about your ex-husband yet? He's had a procedure.Stewie
Quagmire: Where do you get off?!
Stewie: Pretty much everywhere I hear. Fat man's right -- they're making this easy.
Don't think of it as 20 years -- think of it as two 10 year olds, you sick freak.Peter
You know I'm carrying three handguns and the metal detectors picked up nothing?Peter