Family Guy Quotes
Don't think of it as 20 years -- think of it as two 10 year olds, you sick freak.Peter
You know I'm carrying three handguns and the metal detectors picked up nothing?Peter
My misguided carnal instincts are the results of being raised by a sexual deviant.Quagmire
Doctor: How do you feel?
Quagmire's Mom: Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?
Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?
Does this mean you're going to move to Europe to make movies?Peter
I don't want to go to jail, but I really want to take credit.Quagmire
Random Party-Goer: You want to go upstairs?
Random Party-Goer: Good. Go.
Have you seen my copy of "Into the WIld?"Peter
Let's go take a ride in my open jeep. I took the doors off so it's extra terrifying.Peter
No, I'm sorry. I thought this was a bank.Peter
You shouldn't have to do porn to feel appreciated.Lois