Family Guy Quotes
I love putting my hands down my pants when I'm on drugs.Cleveland
And once again a Heavy Flow has ruined another lady's evening.Wrestling Announcer
The only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage.Peter
Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?
Can't you just go out there and pretend to have a good time?Lois
Oh, my God! His chin does kinda look like nuts!Quagmire
Karen Griffin: I'm just joshing, kid. Auntie's not a biscuit bumper.
Meg: I'm not either.
You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend.Brian
There's nothing worse than grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving.Lois
Success is being true to yourself.Lois
This is why you're so great, dad. You don't pretend to be someone you're not. You don't care what anyone thinks.Chris
I thought you were this wordly, sophisticated guy, but you're just a fraud. Like Moses.Chris