Family Guy Quotes
Getting alcohol when you're underage isn't as easy as Obama's daughters make it look.Peter
If there's one thing the new drinking age has done, it's to let us know that women tell terrible stories.Tom Tucker
What do people do who don't drink?Peter
I can get people to pay me 10 bucks just for doing stupid stuff?Peter
Oh, yeah. Black guys put hot sauce on everything on account most of us have been pepper-sprayed by the time we're two.Cleveland
Now all I need is a group photo of me kneeling in front of the village so I can brag about what a good person I am.Peter
It's true. Even at the speed of light, mean-spirited thoughts from the stars can take thousands or even millions of years to reach the earth. Hamburger.Neil deGrasse Tyson
Are you about done? I'm supposed to go lion hunting with a scumbag dentist.Carter
Carter; Tear it all down. Now. Or I'm cancelling Kwanzaa.
Warlord: What is Kwanzaa?
Carter: Ha! I knew it wasn't real.
Carter: So that money's just been Josh Hartnetted?
Peter: What's that?
Carter: Gone, disappeared, never to be heard from again.
I got to email that to Babs. She hates people.Carter
Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.Stewie