Family Guy Quotes
I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.Brian
Don't worry, Mr. Griffin. You're every bit as sympathetic as this chubby-cheeked coco angel.Peter's Lawyer
Joe: Public opinion has shifted, and the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it.
Peter: Who the hell are the boys upstairs?
Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.Peter
You don't have to win to have fun.Joe
See, we're all terrible people inside.Lois
Peter, face it. Without Quagmire, we're boring.Joe
You want me to be the one who says "Giggity" now?Joe
Peter's a good friend. Not like Cleveland.Quagmire
Or you can pull the hose out of the bucket and let the hose run free.Peter
There are gaps in my knowledge. This is hardly news.Peter
The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise.Lois