Friends

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Season: 3 2 1

Friends Quotes (Page 16)

Season 3 Episode 4: "The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel"

Joey: Face your fear. You have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building. You're afraid of bugs, get a bug.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Little Ross: (Singing) I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with me?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Rachel: Huh. Well that's funny. Ugly Naked Guy's still naked, but his dog's wearing a sweater.
• Rating: Unrated

Monica: I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?
Joey: I love that movie.
(Grabs boob from under Joey's head)
Monica: Here it is. Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: I'm sorry, it just felt nice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: So I'm not going to lose her?
Rachel: Oh, honey, you're not a total loser.
Chandler: I said, "So I'm not going to lose her?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Janice: Okay, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet, or you're pretending to be seeing somebody, which is so pathetic I could just start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So which of these two guys do you wanna be?
Chandler: (Pointing to another shopper) Could I be that guy?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: So I catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
Monica: That is never good.
Chandler: Then I got all needy and clingy.
Monica: You didn't beg, did you?
Chandler: I said please.
Monica: Well, was it please with one E in the middle of it or lots of E's?
Chandler: Oh, dear lord, I begged.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Ross: (Imitating Joey's infomercial) Are you intrigued?
Chandler: You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "The One with the Jam"

Monica: (Looking at potential sperm donors) Look at this guy! He's from Queens, 27, an actor. From a big family, 7 girls and he's the only... (Looks at Joey) ...boy. Oh my God, under Personal Comments, "New York Knicks rule."
Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule!
• Rating: Unrated

Joey: Remember when your mom would send you to the movies with a jar of jam and a spoon?
Rachel: (Pats Joey on the head) You're so pretty.
• Rating: Unrated

Monica: I'm going into business, people. I needed a plan. A plan to get over my man ... and what's the opposite of man? Jam!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Okay Joe, I gotta ask. The hot girl from the xerox place buck naked (He gestures with his one hand), or a big tub of jam (He gestures with his other hand)?
Joey: Put your hands together.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: Hey, look at me! I'm making jam... been at it since 4 O'clock this morning.
Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
Monica: Went down to the docks. Hey, betcha didn't know you can get it wholesale.
Rachel: I didn't know there were docks.
• Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: Okay, first... I'm not crazy. And second... say it, don't spray it.
• Rating: Unrated

Chandler: (Thinking) Look at all that room on her side! You good fit a giant penguin over there. That would be weird though. Okay, hug and roll time! I'm huggin', I'm huggin', you're rollin', and... yes! Freedom! Except for this arm! Arm stuck! Stuck arm! Okay, time for the old table cloth trick. One fluid motion. Quick like a cat, quick like a cat! And 1... 2... 3!
• Rating: Unrated

Rachel: (About the sling on Joey's arm) Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
Joey: No. I had a whole cover story, but Chandler here sold me out.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe, I didn't think the doctor would buy that it just fell out of the socket.
• Rating: Unrated

Joey: Ah, this guy's an astronaut, that would have been so cool! (Monica looks at Joey) For like a day.
• Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: I asked for the news, not the weather.
• Rating: Unrated

Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Phoebe: Thank you, Monica.
Joey: Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
• Rating: Unrated