Favorite Girls Quotes
That's a semi hard dick with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.
Charlie
I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.
Hannah
I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.
Hannah
He's odd, he's angry, he's uncomfortable in his own skin.
Lorraine [about Adam]
I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.
Elijah [to Hannah]
That romance, that mystery, that thrill, that goes. And you know what you're left with? Trying to seduce someone who just wants you to leave so they can jerk off and take the bus to rehearsal.
He treats me like an ottoman with a vagina.
Hannah
Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.
It smells like Marnie's. It smells like cookies and air freshener.
Adam
I have a job to do now. I have to focus and I'm not here to fill up your life with fucking stories for your fucking twitter!
Adam
Hannah: What drama? This is just me?
Adam: Exactly.
You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting.
Hannah
