Favorite Girls Quotes
Hannah: I don't really need these, this was all a charade. I am completely fine.
Nurse Laura: No shit. I'm just surprised you're not asking for opiates.
Hannah: Hey, if I order some more drinks and charge them to my magazine, would you want one?
Paul-Louis: Yeah. Thanks. I love drinking. But I'm cool, because I can drink a lot and not be an alcoholic.
Hannah: Very, very dope.
Paul-Louis: It's tricky, but...
Oh my god, I know him! He's my surf teacher! I'm gonna fuck him!
Hannah [to nobody]
Shoshanna: Hey, do you want some coffee?
Marnie: No. Good. Definitely have coffee. I bought it at, like, a real coffee place. Here you go.
Shoshanna: Oh, yeah, well, you know that he doesn't drink coffee from multinational conglomerates.
Ray: Yeah. Appreciate the thought, though.
Hannah: Is there anything creepier than a fish?
Paul-Louis: No.
It's so much easier to love something than to hate it, don't you think? Love's the easiest thing in the world.
Paul-Louis
Hannah: And now, she and Desi are seriously considering trying anal!
Elijah: He's not getting anything up Marnie's ass!
I'm happy to share my Google Cal with you, if you want to make actual plans.
Shoshanna
Wow... I have never felt such an intense need to Instagram a stranger.
Hannah
This is all getting very Teen Witch-y, like when she goes into that store and gets the amulet.
Hannah
Hello, darkness, my old friend.
Desi [whispering]
Hi. I love your party. The best pigs in blankets in the tri-state area.
Jessa
