Favorite Girls Quotes
HANNAH, you dumb slut, get down here!
Marnie
Shosh, first of all, I can't believe that you ever hung out with those girls, they're awful. They're like Khloe Kardashian and Bethenny Frankel, if those women weren't amazing and total revolutionaries.
Jessa
You are so bad at knowing when people are high. Do you remember that time I drank sizzurp and you thought I had senioritis?
Hannah [to Marnie]
Hannah: But seriously, Marnie, it can be pretty hard to have observations about other people when you're only thinking about yourself. I would know. And I'm not judging you, okay? I promise. I'm done with that. I'm done judging, I'm done being superior, I'm done acting like I know anything at all. None of us know fucking anything!
Marnie: We don't know shit, do we?
Hannah: Nope.
Hannah: You printed out a blog?
Chuck: No, I have assistants who can do that for me.
Isn't that the crazy part about all of this? Like, about being alive right now. That so much of your life, your world, can be destroyed by something called "Tumblr" without an 'e'?
Chuck
Chuck: Are you some kind of an activist?
Hannah: No, I don't even recycle.
Chuck: I'm not perfect! But I'm not saying I'm perfect. I'm a horny motherfucker with the impulse control of a toddler.
Hannah [sarcastically]: Well, that must be hard.
Why do you need me to know all this? Plenty of people wrote about Denise's story. Did you call all of them to come to your apartment? Which, by the way, is lovely. I had no idea novelists could make this much money.
Hannah
I may be stupid, but I'm not evil, sister. An invitation isn't inherently wrong or dangerous.
Chuck
Last year, I'm at a warehouse party in Bushwick, and this dude comes up to me, and he's like 'Horvath! We went to middle school together. East Lansing!' And I'm like, 'Oh my god, remember how crazy Mr. Lasky's class was? He was basically trying to molest me.' You know what this kid said? He looks at me in the middle of this fucking party, like he's a judge, and goes, 'That's a very serious accusation, Hannah.' And he walked away. And there I am, and I'm just 11 again, and I'm just getting my fucking neck rubbed. Because that stuff never goes away.
Hannah
You're not a journalist, Hannah. You're a fucking writer.
Chuck
