Every time I look at your baby, I will see my own death.

Loreen [to Hannah]

Jesus, don't worry about it. Kids are super easy. It's being an adult that's hard.

Genevieve [to Hannah]

Marnie: Ray broke up with me. Can you believe it?
Hannah: Kind of, yeah. I mean, you're, like, a horrible cunt to him, so...

Hannah: I'm pregnant!
Marnie: That's very funny.
Hannah: Not a joke, just what's going on in my uterus.

You used to be a dream come true. This whole job used to be a dream come true. Now it is a bad dream come true.

Marnie [to Desi]

Our kid's gonna have great skin and be the right kind of slutty.

Elijah

Adam: Why are you avoiding it so hard? It's not a big commitment. It's just under 47 minutes.
Hannah: I'm avoiding it 'cause I'd literally rather do anything else. Like I would prefer to eat my own arm.

Adam: I need you to tell me if it's real. I made a movie about what we went through, okay? And I need you to tell me if I got it right. That my memories are your memories. You know, did I lie about anything? I want to know we felt the same things.
Hannah: I guarantee you we did not.

Desi: I'm not a musician, bella.
Marnie: You're not?
Desi: Never have been. I was just acting like one. Before that, I was just acting like being an actor. Before that, I was just acting like being a big game photographer. I'm always acting like I'm something, but now I'm, like, done.

Oh... He is really high. Marnie, you should really know what a high person looks like by now.

Marnie's mom

You realize that you basically pushed me to get married, right? Because that only thing that ever mattered in our fucking household was male approval. And now I find myself on the wrong side of my 20s, without a steady job or a relationship. And Hannah is having a baby and I will need to be there for her. And you two are preventing me from becoming the godmother that I need to be.

Marnie

Adios, Marn.

Desi

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.