Favorite Girls Quotes
Oh, fuck.
Hannah
Joshua. Oh, shit.
It's just sometimes hard to tell if it's, like, just the baseline level of weirdness of my urethra or an actual issue. So it's like, what's being alive and what's an infection? These are my questions.
Hannah
Joshua: Plus, you're pregnant. [off Hannah's silence] Do you know that?
Hannah: I do now.
Hannah: Hey! What about the party?
Elijah: Eh, it was total bullshit. It was just a bunch of old gays being like, "Oh, I'm so busy during the week, I can only do uppers on the weekends." Oh, well, good for you, Anthony!
Leave it to Hermie to find the world's most obscure terminal illness, show zero external symptoms, and then die binge-watching "The Equalizer."
Ray
Shoshanna: Yeah, I literally hate death.
Ray: Yeah, well, it's right there, right in front of us, just patiently waiting to take us all.
Shoshanna: No. Not me.
Ray: No?
Shoshanna: Yeah, no, it's super random, but I'm just not gonna die, like, ever.
Ray [laughs]: Good. Good, 'cause I don't think I could handle that.
I'm not a bad person, by the way.
Marnie [to Ray]
Adam: The scene is about the fact that these two people, while they have a very strong animalistic connection, they're ultimately only going to hurt each other. It's about the tragedy of realizing the relationship is too intense to survive.
Jessa: Adam, that's us. We're the intense ones. All you and Hannah ever did was sit around, watching those shows about when fat people do up their houses or whatever, or you ate Frito-Lays in bed. And then you met me, remember? And then you met me, and then we had a real connection, you had real feeling. And that's what this movie's about!
Hannah: Have you seen my mom?
Elijah: You lost Loreen?
Hannah: Elijah, she's high on pot gummies, okay? She left all my laundry on the stoop. Look, this is her dress! She could be being sex-trafficked for all I know!
Elijah: What is this, "The Muppets Take Manhattan"?
Loreen! No. Sorry, sorry. Not Loreen. [to Hannah] Not your mother. That was an ashtray person.
Elijah [to stranger]
Mom, you cannot run away like that, okay? This is Brooklyn. It's one of the most dangerous places in America. You don't know the terrain. You're not Lil' Kim.
Hannah
Elijah: Well, I wasn't planning on sharing an apartment with some boring, 27-year-old single mom.
Hannah: Well, I don't have to be boring! I could be a cool single mom. Like, you know, Lorelai Gilmore!
