Glee Season 1 Quotes
As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.Sue
Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.
I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes.April
I hate Duke like I hate the Nazis.Burt Hummel
I can't be your dad, but I'll be her hero for as long as she'll take me.Burt Hummel
On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated, so the gym is the only place with clean air.Sue
I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.Kurt
Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.Kurt
Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
Will: The liquor cabinet is off limits.
April: No worries. I brought my own.
Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.Kurt
Weren't roller rinks outlawed in like 1981 for being totally lame?Santana