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get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.


What's the point in living when I suck so much?


Rachel: I have chosen Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you: my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.

I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.


You're a really good teacher, even if everyone is calling you a man whore.


It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.


I'm an alcoholic and I like pills. I hear that's your type. Let's go in the closet and pork!


Some people like to film themselves getting physical with their partner. I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form of my jazzercise routines.


We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.

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