Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 1 Episode 14: "Hell-O"

Rachel: I'm nervous.
Jesse: I remember when I used to get nervous.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jesse: I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Will: This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel [to Finn]: I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly low-maintenance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Finn: I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Emma: You caught me by sneak attack that time, it was like a pearly white harbor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue: I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sue: I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Please stop super-sizing because I don't dig on fat chicks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 13: "Sectionals"

Principal Figgins: Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Brittany: She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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