Glee Season 1 Quotes
I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.Sue
Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.Rachel
You had me at sex tape. How can I help?Artie
I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.Brittany
In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.Rachel
What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.Sue
I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.Puck
Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.Artie
This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.Jesse
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.Jesse
That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." It was pretty groundbreaking at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.Jesse