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Glee

I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.

Sue

Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.

Rachel

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Artie

I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

Brittany

In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.

Rachel

What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

Sue

I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.

Puck

Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

Artie

This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Jesse

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.

Jesse

That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." It was pretty groundbreaking at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.

Jesse
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.

Jesse
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