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Glee

I am not down with this. I like being a dude.

Puck

You took ownership of your body when you said you didn't wanna sleep with me... and then ran out of my apartment with no shoes on.

Will

I've noticed it takes about 20 times until a feeling of accomplishment really kicks in.

Santana

Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.

Jesse

I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna.

Sue

You tell me when you're ready, and I'll make sure I'm fastidiously groomed.

Jesse

I make fun of Will's hair because I'm jealous. There. I said it.

Sue

Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.

My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot.

Sue

Enough with the hair jokes. By the way, how is the Florence Henderson look working for you?

Will

I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.

Sue

Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied. It's in my contract.

Sue
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

I don't really groove on Young MC.

Puck

Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

Finn
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