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Glee

I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

Brittany

In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.

Rachel

What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

Sue

I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.

Puck

Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

Artie

This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Jesse

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.

Jesse

That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." It was pretty groundbreaking at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.

Jesse
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