Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 1 Episode 12: "Mattress"

Mercedes: As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Finn: The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rachel: Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I insist on only being shot from the left side.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I am a leader. It's who I am. It's who I wanna be.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Emma: Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: Sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer, even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: I gotta go load up the guns for the football picture!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore, but I'm still her on the inside.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rachel: School pictures are everything to me. They're great practice for the paparazzi.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 11: "Hairography"

Sue: Never let anything distract you from winning.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn [to Finn]: Can we be in love again?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Puck: I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn [to Rachel]: I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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