Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 1 Episode 16: "Home"

Brittany: I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Sue: I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue [to Kurt and Mercedes]: How do you two not have a show on Bravo?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 15: "The Power of Madonna"

Puck: I am not down with this. I like being a dude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: You took ownership of your body when you said you didn't wanna sleep with me... and then ran out of my apartment with no shoes on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I've noticed it takes about 20 times until a feeling of accomplishment really kicks in.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jesse: Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jesse: You tell me when you're ready, and I'll make sure I'm fastidiously groomed.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sue: I make fun of Will's hair because I'm jealous. There. I said it.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Enough with the hair jokes. By the way, how is the Florence Henderson look working for you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sue: Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied. It's in my contract.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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